if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.
today i was standing in front of our garage and i didn’t notice my mom was about to leave so she got her head out of the window and yelled “vroom vroom get out me way son!” and it was honestly one of the most funny and embarassing moments ever
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
FACT: When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.
GUYS IT WORKED BUT NOW I HAVE NO THUMBS
this was a terrible idea we already regret what we have done