vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

akahli:

my attempt at Everything I Never Want To Be by Real Friends 🙌

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

Oli Sykes interviewed by CM Punk at the 2014 APMAs [video]

“Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out.”
— (via itswutevvvvvaa)

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

LLMNS